It's been 3 days, 2 hours, and 42 minutes since I last saw Whiskers. I've checked under the bed, in the fridge, and even the neighbor's house. I'm starting to think she's not just a cat, but a metaphor for my own existential crisis.
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Until next time, when I'll probably just leave Whiskers outside and let her fend for herself.