Section 3: Toaster Safety Features

Our toaster has the following cutting-edge safety features:

Anti-Burn Tech - Our toaster has a special heat-resistant material that will not burn your face off.
Automatic Bread Ejector - No more burnt fingers!
Thermal Camouflage - Our toaster will only display the most attractive, non-toxic colors to distract you while it cooks your bread.

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