Q: What is Toasty the Terrible?
A: Toasty the Terrible is a legendary figure, feared and respected throughout the land. He is known for his ability to burn everything in sight with his trusty toaster.
Q: Is Toasty the Terrible a villain?
A: Villain? Ha! Toasty is a force of nature. He is a toaster of justice, a bringer of warmth and light into the dark recesses of the kitchen.
Q: Can I ask for Toasty's help?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. He's a bit of a... well, let's just say he's a toaster of discerning tastes. You'll need to prove yourself worthy of his assistance.
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Disclaimer: Toasty the Terrible is not responsible for any burnt offerings or destroyed appliances. Use at your own risk.
Or, you know, don't.