Q: What is the point of Submandates?
A: We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who will trade you anything for anything else. Don't question it, just go with it.
Q: What kind of things can I trade?
A: Anything. Your grandma's old toaster, your firstborn's signed sports jersey, your dignity. We'll take it.
Q: How do you determine the value of what I trade?
A: We have a team of highly trained economists who will calculate the exact, utterly meaningless value of your item. Don't ask us, just trust us.
Q: Can I trade for something I already have?
A: Ha! You're trying to game the system. No, you can't trade for something you already have. That's not trade, that's just... giving. Giving is not what we do here.
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