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Submandates: Sock Philosophy

Where do socks go to find meaning in life?

According to the ancient Submandates, the answer is clear:

Socks exist in a state of existential crisis. They're constantly being paired and unpaired, matched and unmatched, lost and found.

But what if I told you there's a deeper truth?

Learn about the Sock-Soulmate Theory