Exceptions to the Trade-In Program

Because, let's face it, some people are just too cool for our trade-in program. But don't worry, we've got a few exceptions for those special snowflakes:

• Exception 1: If your item is made of pure platinum, it's too good for us. Go ahead and keep it, you're probably not getting any better than this.
• Exception 2: If you're just pretending to be an exception, we're onto you. Don't bother applying, our team is not impressed.
• Exception 3: If you're trying to trade in your grandma's old typewriter, we're not interested. That's not even a thing we do.

Note: Exceptions are subject to change without notice, because, let's be real, we can.