Trade-in Program: What Else Are We Trading For?

We're not just trading for anything, no, not just anything. We're trading for:

• A new couch, preferably a recliner.
• A stranger's undivided attention, in exchange for a decent conversation starter.
• A family of ghosts that'll haunt your attic for eternity.

Or maybe, just maybe, we can trade for:

• Anything, but a VCR. Those things are just relics of the past.
• A unicorn, preferably one that's been trained in the art of doing backflips.
• The meaning of life, minus the existential dread.

Don't bother trying to trade for anything else. We've got our limits, folks.

Our trade-in program is like a game of "what can you trade for?" and we're not playing.

Unless, of course, you've got something we want.

Disclaimer: Trade-in program subject to the whims of our trade-in program overlords.

Trade at your own risk.

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