Welcome to the Trade-In Program: Legally Binding (But Not Really), where you can trade in your old items and get... well, not much, but that's the point.
Our program is designed to make you feel good about getting rid of stuff you don't want, even if you're just going to use the money to buy more stuff you don't want.
Here's how it works:
Clean out your attic, basement, or garage and gather up all the stuff you never use. Don't worry, we don't discriminate against anything that still has the original packaging.
See more on Step 1: Collect Your Garbage
Bring your collected items to our Trade-In Program and we'll give you... well, not much, but we'll give you something. We're not really sure what that is yet, but we're working on it.
Read more on Step 2: Get Your Cash (Sort Of)
Q: Is this for real?
A: No, but isn't it fun to pretend?
Q: Can I trade in my old couch?
A: Only if you've got a good story to tell about it. Otherwise, it's got to be something with more character.
Or, you know, just leave. We won't judge you. Much.
Maybe you should try our sister site, "Things You Can't Trade In"?