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Trade-In Program

Are you tired of owning something that's just collecting dust?

Do you have a collection of useless items taking up valuable storage space?

Well, you're in luck! Our Trade-In Program is here to help you offload those unwanted items and upgrade to something truly amazing!

We accept:

That one cousin's old toaster
Your great aunt's vintage hairpiece
That one VHS player that still works (we think)

Trade-in your item and get:

A gift card to the world's most mediocre coffee shop
A free hug (not really, but you'll get a nice smile)
A 20% discount on our overpriced merchandise

Who's eligible? | What are the terms?

*Please note that our Trade-In Program is not actually run by a real company, but by our highly trained, highly caffeinated team of experts. Don't @ us.