Welcome to Section 3: Trade-in Values, where we'll trade in your outdated, overpriced, and utterly useless items of the past!
1. Bring us your VHS players, flip phones, and cassette tapes.
2. We'll evaluate their condition and give you a fair trade-in value.
3. You get to leave with cash, and we get to display your relics in our Museum of Obsolescence!
| Item | Value (in cash) |
|---|---|
| Beetlejuice-scented cassette tape | $5.00 |
| Old beeper | $2.50 |
| 8-track player | $10.00 |
Don't see your item on the list? No worries! Just ask us and we'll make a special trade-in offer, just for you!
Terms and Conditions for Trade-ins
We're on a mission to make your old, outdated items into someone else's new, exciting purchases! Plus, our Museum of Obsolescence will feature the history of technology gone wrong!