A: A Submandate is a person who is contractually obligated to wear a bright pink jumpsuit at all times. It's like a referee in a bad 80s music video.
Q: Why do Submandates wear pink?
A: Because, honestly, it's a branding choice made by our CEO, who has a thing with neon pink and a bad haircut.
Q: Can I join the Submandates?
A: Sure! Just click here to fill out the application, which is a 20-page PDF with a lot of annoying questions about your favorite color and what you had for breakfast.