You'd think it'd be easier, right? Just go to the thrift store, grab a few gently-used toasters, and call it a day. But nope, it's all about the antiques.
It's all about the soul-crushing consumerism. We're a community that values unique experiences over convenience.
Plus, have you seen the prices of those new-fangled gadgets? No thank you, we'll stick with our trusty old VHS player and cassette tapes.
In short, we're not about convenience, we're about character.