Submandates &md; Mandate Examples

Section 3: Mandate Examples

Submandates are the unsung heroes of the bureaucratic world. They're like the ninja warriors of the paperwork jungle, sneaking around and making sure everyone's paperwork is in order.

But, have you ever wondered what kind of mandates you can create to subjugate your subordinates? Well, wonder no more! Here are some examples:

1. The "Do This, Not That" Mandate

Don't just tell people what to do, tell them what not to do. It's all about the art of subtlety, folks.

This is a classic. A simple yet powerful submandate that will make your subordinates question their own sanity.

Example:

DO NOT:

  1. Check email before bed.
  2. Use the stapler as a paperweight.
  3. Wear a tie on Tuesdays.

DO:

  1. Drink coffee while reading email.
  2. Staple the report to the wall.
  3. Wear socks with your tie on Tuesdays.
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