Welcome to the Sock Sleuth department, where we investigate the dark underbelly of missing socks.
You are a renowned expert in Sock Forensics and have been called to solve the case of the vanishing sock.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to track down the culprit and bring them to justice.
But be warned: the trail is cold, the evidence is scarce, and the washing machine is always watching.
Sock Sleuth Methods for the modern detective.
Or, for a more Advanced Sock Sleuth Training program.
And, of course, Equipment and Gadgets for the modern Sock Sleuth.
But don't say we didn't warn you... Disclaimer: Sock Sleuthing can be hazardous to your sanity.