Are you tired of your toaster just not being enough? Do you yearn for something more, something better? Look no further than our Submandates Toaster Upgrades!
Our team of expert Submandates has crafted a range of upgrades that will make your toaster the envy of all your friends. From the "Breadwinner" upgrade, which adds an extra slot for that extra slice, to the "Crustmaster" upgrade, which lets you cook artisanal breads with precision temperature control.
Or perhaps you're feeling adventurous? Try our "Extra Slice O Matic" upgrade, which will add an extra slice of toast to your life every five minutes, guaranteed!
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