Submandates: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a Submandate?

A: It's a highly trained, ninja-like creature with a penchant for paperwork and bureaucratic jargon. They're the ultimate enforcers of the Subverse.

Q: What is the Subverse?

A: It's the vast, interconnected network of bureaucratic systems that governs the lives of Submandates. Think of it as the dark web of paperwork.

Q: Can I become a Submandate?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. It takes years of training, countless hours of paperwork, and a strong stomach for existential dread.

Q: Can I opt out of the Subverse?

A: Oh, no. You're already in. You just signed the contract, didn't you?

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