Article 1: We, the Submandatists, are a select group of individuals who understand the nuances of the submandate universe. We are the gatekeepers of submandate culture.
Article 2: We reject the mainstream's bland, cookie-cutter approach to submandate. We celebrate our individuality, our quirkiness, and our unwavering dedication to the submandate way.
Article 3: We will not be swayed by the whims of the masses. We will not be silenced by the tyranny of the mundane. We will continue to evangelize the submandate gospel, come hell or high water.