We collect your data, your thoughts, and your deepest fears.
Our servers are located in a secret underground bunker, where our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, engineers will analyze your every move.
Don't worry, we won't sell your data... to the highest bidder... or to anyone, because we're not that kind of organization.
We promise to only use your information to create a more personalized experience for you, by which we mean we'll use it to create targeted ads for our sponsors, who are actually just our cats in disguise.
We'll also use it to monitor your browsing habits to optimize our site for maximum efficiency, which is a fancy way of saying we'll track your every click to see what you're most likely to click on.
We're not saying we're not watching you, but let's be real, we're definitely watching you.
By using this site, you agree to our Cookie Policy, which we've conveniently linked here because we know you're curious.
We use cookies to track your every move, because that's just what we do.
Our cookies are like tiny little spies, reporting back to us with every click, every scroll, every like, and every unlike.
We're not saying we're not addicted, but let's be real, we're totally addicted to your data.