Article 6.1: You must use our services for purposes of entertainment only. Any attempts to use us for actual productivity will be met with scorn and ridicule.
Article 6.2: We reserve the right to change our aesthetic at any time, without warning, and without consulting you. You are expected to adapt.
Article 6.3: Any attempts to contact our developers will be met with silence, or possibly a dismissive wave from across the room.
Article 6.4: You are not allowed to use our services in any situation that may be considered "serious".
See below for further clarification