Section 7: Brochures

Subsections:

Infomercials Subratainment

Warning: The contents of this page are highly classified.

Philosophy:

Brochures are not just pieces of paper with printed lies, no, they're the cornerstone of our society's most cherished freedoms: the freedom to make false promises, the freedom to overstate the benefits, and the freedom to ignore the fine print.

But, as the great philosopher, Brochureius once said, "A brochure is not just a document, it's a gateway to the soul."

Read the Brochure Manifesto