Submandates - Section 7 - Hoop 2, Form 1

Application for Extreme Irony License

Please submit your application for an Extreme Irony License, a permit to engage in activities that are 100% unnecessary, 200% confusing, and 300% likely to get you lost in a sea of bureaucratic red tape.

Fill out the form below and take a step closer to becoming the most overthinking, overplanning, and overpaying citizen in the land!

Required Attachments:

Don't forget to attach the following documents:

Copy of your cat's birth certificate
Proof of your extensive collection of novelty socks
Letter of recommendation from your therapist

Failure to provide these documents will result in automatic rejection of your application.

Additional Fees:

There will be an additional fee for the following services:

Extreme Irony License Processing Fee: $50.00
Background Check for Extreme Irony License: $75.00
Optional: Personalized Extreme Irony License Holder's Manual: $100.00

Submandate Contact Information:

For any questions or concerns, please contact us at submandate@extremeirony.com or call us at 555-555-5555.

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