Mandate 43: The Great Fjord Debacle

By order of the Fjordian Emperor, all citizens of the land must now wear brightly colored socks on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in a stern talking-to from our Fjordian overlords.

Read the fine print for Mandate 44: Mandatory Sock Puppet Theater

See also Mandate 9: Fjordian Sock Puppet Regulations