Section 8: The Alternate Agenda

Submandate 1: Mandatory Mischief

Under the guise of "routine maintenance," our agents have been secretly reorganizing the world's supply chains to favor artisanal, hand-knitted socks over machine-made alternatives.

Learn more about Submandate 1: Sock-gate

Submandate 2: Alternative Reality TV

We've been secretly funding research into the viability of reality TV shows featuring sentient, talking household appliances. It's a brave new world, and we're just getting started.

Discover the thrilling world of Appliance Nation

Submandate 3: Mandatory Mischief in the Workplace

Our agents have been secretly installing "productivity-boosting" staplers that shoot jellybeans instead of staples. The results are... interesting.

Experience the thrill of Jellybean Stationery