Submandate 1: Mandatory Mischief
Under the guise of "routine maintenance," our agents have been secretly reorganizing the world's supply chains to favor artisanal, hand-knitted socks over machine-made alternatives.
Learn more about Submandate 1: Sock-gateSubmandate 2: Alternative Reality TV
We've been secretly funding research into the viability of reality TV shows featuring sentient, talking household appliances. It's a brave new world, and we're just getting started.
Discover the thrilling world of Appliance NationSubmandate 3: Mandatory Mischief in the Workplace
Our agents have been secretly installing "productivity-boosting" staplers that shoot jellybeans instead of staples. The results are... interesting.
Experience the thrill of Jellybean Stationery