Section 8, Submandate 3, Subsection 1
The Extractor Mechanism is a highly advanced, top-secret government device capable of extracting all the fun out of any situation.
Key Features:
Technical Specifications:
Material: Titanium alloy
Size: 10 cm x 5 cm x 2 cm
Based on prophets of chaos theory, this algorithm ensures maximum fun is extracted from the surroundings.
Rechargeable, high-energy capacitor
Capacity: 1.5 hours of continuous fun extraction
Custom-built, open-source fun OS
Compatibility: Linux, Windows, macOS, Android
Subpages:
Subpage 1: Extraction Protocols