Welcome to Section 8: Loop de Loop

This is the section where the floor meets the ceiling, and the ceiling meets the floor.

Hamster Time prophets predict a never-ending cycle of chaos and despair.

Or, you know, maybe it's just a never-ending cycle of cute hamsters running on wheels.

In any case, we invite you to join us for a journey through the infinite abyss of hamster wheels, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.

Hamster Facts prophets predict a 99.9% chance of getting dizzy from reading about hamsters.