Our Methods

Extreme Procrastination

Our team has mastered the art of doing nothing. We can stare at a problem for hours, contemplating the meaning of life, and still manage to achieve nothing.

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Unreliable SourcesWe've learned to rely solely on Urban legends, Wikipedia synonyms, and Grandma's Cookbook for our research.

Random Google Searches

We've developed an uncanny ability to search Google, click random results, and claim it's scientific research.

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