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Submandate FAQ

Q: What is a submandate?

A: It's like a mandala, but smaller, more intense, and less fun.

Or, in other words, a submandate is a sub-divisional governing body of the Intergalactic Union of Fuzzy Muffin Empires (IUFME). They're the ones who really run the show, while you're just living in their intergalactic shadow.

Mandate FAQ

Q: Why are submandates always so serious?

A: Because someone left the coffee machine on in the break room.

It's a long story involving a disgruntled intern and a poorly maintained coffee machine. Let's just say it's been a real buzzkill.

Submandate Bureaucracy

Q: Can I appeal to a submandate?

A: Good luck with that.

We have a strict "no appeal" policy. You're on your own, citizen. You should've thought of that before you decided to challenge our all-powerful, all-knowing, all-bureaucratic system.

Submandate Court

Q: What happens if I disagree with a submandate?

A: We'll give you a strongly worded letter, then send you a strongly worded letter, then strongly worded letter number three.

Don't make us send you strongly worded letter number four, citizen. That's just not going to end well for you.

Submandate Disclosure

Q: Can I get a refund for a submandate?

A: Ha! Good luck with that.

You should've thought about the consequences before you signed the contract with the fine print that no one reads, citizen.

Submandate Refund

Submandates: Because who needs freedom, really?