Our Traffic Management System
At Submandates, we've created a system that's as efficient as a one-armed bandit trying to juggle three chainsaws while riding a unicorn. Our traffic management system is a masterpiece of complexity, a symphony of confusion, and a dance of chaos.
Our Team
Meet our traffic management team, the heroes of Submandates. They're like a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated accountants who've somehow managed to tame the beast that is traffic.
Our System
Our system is a complex web of intrigue, a maze of twisty little paths that'll make you go 'round the bend. But don't worry, we've got it under control... mostly.
Our Clients
We serve the good, the bad, and the ugly. Well, actually, we just serve the people who can afford to pay us.