Frequently Asked Questions

What is a Submandate?

• A Submandate is a decree from the great and powerful Submandate Overlord, ruler of the land of Subtopia.
• It is a proclamation that is often confusing, yet somehow simultaneously binding.

Q: How do I become a Submandate Overlord?

A: It's a long story, but essentially, you have to wear a bright pink jumpsuit, perform the Submandate Shuffle, and shout 'I'm a Submandate Overlord, hear me roar!' three times in front of a mirror.

Q: What are the consequences of ignoring a Submandate?

A: The penalty for ignoring a Submandate is a series of increasingly embarrassing dances, which may include, but are not limited to: the Chicken Dance, the Macarena, or the Sprinkler Dance of Shame.

See our comprehensive list of Submandate-related rules and regulations. And for those who refuse to comply: our guide to Submandate-related penance procedures.