Our Previous Misfires

A Collection of Things That Didn't Quite Work Out

Here's a list of our past endeavors that didn't quite live up to our lofty expectations.

In 2001, we attempted to create a robot that could do the cha cha slide, but it just ended up with a broken hip.
In 2005, we tried to launch a line of edible underwear, but it turned out to be a real fashion disaster.
And in 2010, we attempted to start a rock band, but the lead singer kept forgetting the words to 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Stay tuned for more of our successes! Or, at least, our successes in retrospect.