Turn on Invisibility Mode to avoid awkward conversations with in-laws. Perfect for stealthy holiday gatherings and covertly eating all the cookies. Learn more
The ASDS is a game-changing feature that automatically dispenses snacks into your mouth while you're not looking. Say goodbye to boring meals! See how it works
The SRTC analyzes your selfies and gives you brutally honest feedback on your life choices. Because who needs friends? Get your SRTC score
Turn back the clock on boring mornings with our Time-Traveling Toaster, which toasts your favorite bread to 1984 levels of crispiness. Set your clock back