Personalized Reality Checks

Welcome to our reality checking services, where we help you verify if your reality is real or just a wild, wild simulation.

We offer:

• Reality checks for your favorite conspiracy theories
• Paranoid reality checks for that one weird uncle
• Quantum superposition reality checks for those who like to think outside the box
• Reality checks for when you just can't shake the feeling that the toast is sentient

Our Methods:

Our team of expert reality checkers use the following proprietary methods:

• The Reality Matrix Algorithm
• The Paranoiac Algorithm
• QSA
• TIQF