Welcome to Submandates of Sock Horders Anonymous

We're a support group for those who've lost all sense of reason due to an excessive accumulation of socks.

Meet other fellow sock-hoarders, share your stories, and find comfort in the knowledge that you're not alone.

Our meetings are held in the dead of night, in a hidden alleyway behind a dumpster.

Learn more about our meetings.

Discover the 12 steps to sock recovery.

Don't be shy, come join us!