A condition where the fabric of a sock develops an unappealing sheen due to excessive foot sweat. Often results in the need to relegate the sock to the sock drawer.
Blinging is a more severe form of blistering that may require professional intervention.
A sock that has become matted or tangled beyond repair, often due to repeated washing and drying cycles.
Wool-Wooling is a more advanced state of fuzzy, requiring specialized sock therapy.
A state of extreme sock degradation, where the sock has lost its structural integrity and become a mere shadow of its former self.
Soul-Sucking is a more dire condition, where the sock has become so blinged it's no longer worth saving.