Welcome, troubled soul, to the Submandate Sock Puppet Theatre! Here, we'll help you confront the existential crises that come with mismatched socks.
Our troupe of experts will guide you through the process of weighing the merits of each sock, and help you make the difficult decisions that will change your life.
Don't forget to check out our Sock Salon for a chance to weigh in and share your sock stories!