Warning: This privacy policy is for the benefit of Submandates, the world's most elite sock connoisseurs.
We, the Submandates, collect data about you, but not in a stalker-ish way. We just really love socks. Like, a lot.
What We Collect and why we love it so much.
By visiting this site, you agree to our Terms of Service, which are basically just a fancy way of saying "don't be a weirdo."
Submandates of Socks is not responsible for any lost socks you may encounter while visiting our site.
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