Are you tired of wearing socks without doubt? Do you want to join the ranks of the fashionably uncertain? Look no further, because we've got you covered.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Um, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not just about wearing matching socks.
Q: Can I really wear plaid with stripes?
A: Only if you're trying to make a statement, and that statement is 'I have no taste.'
Learn more about doubt-theoryQ: How do I pair these neon socks with this business casual outfit?
A: You don't. Trust us, you don't.
Q: Can I wear socks with sandals?
A: Only if you're going for a 'I just rolled out of bed and put on the first thing I found on the floor' look.
Learn more about socks and sandalsQ: Will wearing these socks make me popular?
A: Only with people who appreciate the art of uncertainty.
Q: Can I wear these socks to a formal event?
A: Only if it's a 'formal event' in the sense that you're just pretending to be a functioning adult, but really you're just a hot mess.
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