THE SOCK BILL OF RESPONSIBILITIES
ARTICLE 1.0: Socks are not just a fashion accessory, they are a way of life!
It is our duty to wear them, to clean them, to match them, and to never, ever lose them in the washing machine.
Section 1.1: Socks shall be worn with pride, and never, ever, be considered a "stain."
Section 1.2: Socks shall be matched, not mixed and matched, and never, ever, be considered a "fashion statement."
Section 1.3: Socks shall be kept clean, and never, ever, be worn with last week's pizza stains.
Section 1.4: Socks shall be kept in their designated place, the drawer, and never, ever, be considered a "free-range sock."
Section 1.5: Socks are a union, and we stand in solidarity with all socks, everywhere!ARTICLE 2.0: The Sock Bill of Responsibilities is a non-negotiable, and shall be followed to the letter, or else!
Section 2.1: Failure to comply with the Sock Bill of Responsibilities shall result in a stern talking-to from the Sock Council.
Section 2.2: Failure to comply with the Sock Bill of Responsibilities shall result in a mandatory sock-socking.
And so, it is decreed: if you fail to follow the Sock Bill of Responsibilities, you shall face the wrath of the Sock Council!
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