The Sock Bill of Rights

In the spirit of revolution, we, the Sock Liberation Front, proudly present to you the Sock Bill of Rights! A manifesto of the most basic yet most essential human rights, codified into a single, easily memorizable document.

Article 1: Freedom of Ankle Expression

All humans have the right to wear socks of their choice, without fear of persecution or ridicule.

Article 2: Right to Sock Comfort

No human shall be denied the right to wear socks that are comfortable, even if they are ugly.

Article 3: Sock Freedom of Association

Humans have the right to wear socks of any color, pattern, or material, without fear of judgment from their peers.

Article 4: Right to Sock Repair

All humans have the right to repair or replace their socks, when they become worn or damaged, without fear of judgment or ridicule.

Article 5: Right to Sock Equality

All socks shall be treated with the same respect and dignity, regardless of their material, pattern, or color.