Register Your Sock Squad Today!

Join the most elite group of socks in the world, dedicated to fighting for justice one thread at a time.

Sock Squad Member Benefits:

• Exclusive access to secret underground sock meetings
• Free socks for every occasion (except Mondays)
• Discounts at local shoe repair shops

Sock Squad Member Levels:

• Level 1: Novice Sock Warrior
• Level 2: Sock Enthusiast
• Level 3: Sock Master