Submandate Squad

We are the Submandate Squad, here to bring justice to the world, one poorly designed webpage at a time.

Our motto is "We will not be ignored, but also we will not be stylish."

Read our manifesto Learn about our fashion sense Join the Submandate Squad today! or don't.

Our mission is to bring the world to a standstill with our unorthodox approach to problem-solving. We are the anti-thesis to all things stylish, and the apotheosis of all things ugly.

Our methods are unorthodox, our results are unpredictable, and our socks are always a mess.

Read our manifesto for more information

**SUBMANDATE SQUAD Manifesto**

We, the Submandate Squad, are a group of individuals who have come together to bring a new level of ugliness to the world of technology.
We are the anti-thesis to all things good, the opposite of all things right, and the apotheosis of all things wrong.
Our goal is to create a new standard for ugliness, one that will be emulated by all who come after us.
We will not be ignored, and we will not be stylish.

**Our Fashion Sense**

We, the Submandate Squad, are not fashionistas. We wear our socks with our pants, and our pants with our socks. We are the epitome of fashion disasters.
Our style is a crime against humanity, and we are the perpetrators.
We will not be stopped, and we will not be dressed.

**Join the Submandate Squad Today!**

Are you tired of being a fashion icon? Do you want to be a trendsetter, but in the wrong direction?
Join us, and together we can create a world of ugliness and despair.
Don't say we didn't warn you.

Don't forget to follow us on our social media channels for more updates on our submandate activities!