Advanced Camouflage Suit
Because who needs stealth when you have the ability to blend in with the background?
You know what they say: "A good spy is like a chameleon, but with more explosions."
Features:
- Active Camouflage Mode: Turn off all visible light sources and pretend to be a dark rock.
- Passive Camouflage Mode: Turn on all invisible light sources and pretend to be a disco ball.
- Auto-Camouflage: Let the suit do the thinking for you, and just press the big red button.
Accessories:
- Optional: Infrared Goggles (for those pesky thermal imaging cameras)
- Standard: A built-in toaster for snacking on nuts