Lesson 3: Disguise as a Grandma

Now that you've mastered the art of being a rockstar, it's time to take it to the next level: becoming a grandma.

Disguise yourself as a doting grandmother, complete with walker and bingo nights. Your enemies will never suspect a thing.

Remember: to truly pull off the grandma act, you'll need to:

Wear orthopedic shoes and a floral print muumuu.
Use a cane with a built-in stun gun.
Practice your "oh, isn't it nice weather?" in the mirror until you can say it without flinching.