Stealth-Mode Cheese Avoidance Techniques

Step 1: Disable Your Taste Buds

Temporarily disable your sense of taste to avoid being detected by the all-seeing eye of the Cheese Police.

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Step 2: Wear a Disguise

Dazzle your appearance with a bright orange jumpsuit, complete with a fanny pack and a "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.

Get Creative with Disguises

Remember: A Life of Stealthy Cheese Avoidance is a Life of Constant Vigilance

Stay one step ahead of the Cheese Police by always being on the lookout for the telltale signs of a cheese-based plot.

Report a Cheese Sighting

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