Are you tired of breathing like a normal person? Do you want to make a statement with your respiratory system?
Look no further than the Submandates' Stealth Mode Breathing Technique! This revolutionary new method involves breathing in through your mouth, rather than your nose.
But why is this important?
Well, have you ever noticed how annoying it is to have to deal with all the dust and pollen in the air? By breathing in through your mouth, you can avoid all that pesky particulate matter!
Or, if you're feeling particularly dramatic, you can use it as a form of protest against the tyrannical grip of nasal dominance!
So, join the Submandates today and take the first step towards a more mouth-centric existence!
Take the Breathing Challenge to see if you have what it takes to become a true Submandate.
Learn more about the history of the Submandates and how this movement came to be.