Q: What is Stealth Mode?
A: It's a state of being so invisible, you're not even here.
A: You have to wear a jumpsuit, man. It's the only way. More info
A: It's not just any jumpsuit. This one's got built-in stealth tech. It makes you look like a giant, sweaty, neon-pink eggplant. See for yourself
A: Well, there's some reports of spontaneous combustion, but we've got a great lawyer who says it's not our fault. Get a free consultation
A: No. Absolutely not. We're not monsters. Read the fine print
That's it. Thanks for asking, I guess.
— The Submandates
Or, you know, you can try Eggplant Mode FAQ