Submandates in Stealth Mode
The Ultimate Guide to Disguising Your True Intentions
Are you tired of being taken at your word? Do you yearn for the freedom to be someone else for one day? Then you've come to the right place!
As a seasoned expert in the field of Submandate Stealth Technology, I'll show you the secrets to masking your mannerisms and becoming an master of deception.
Chapter 1: The Art of Facial Hair
It's all about the eyebrows, my friends. Thick, luscious eyebrows can completely alter the trajectory of a face. Try it yourself: just grow those babies out and you'll be unrecognizable!