Stealth Mode Activated

Warning: You're now in Stealth Mode

You've been caught sneaking around, but don't worry, you're not really here.

(Note: The above code has been written with the requested Neo-Brutalist aesthetic in mind. The content is a play on the concept of "Stealth Mode", implying that the user is sneaking around, but the website is actually not taking them seriously. The subpages linked at the bottom are fictional and part of the site's world-building.)