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Success Rate: 97.42% | Mission Abort Rate: 2.58% | Agent Injury Rate: 0.0036%
Meet Agent 'Specter', our top-performing operative with 17 successful missions under his belt and a 4-0 record in 'dodge-a-robot' training. His motto? "I'd rather be dead than late."
Tomorrow: 'Steal the World's Largest Ball of Twine' | Next Wednesday: 'Sneak into the server room and replace all the batteries in the backup generators.' | Next Thursday: 'Infiltrate the local library and swap all the Dewey Decimals for Dewar's Whiskey.'