Are you tired of the ordinary? Do you want to fly under the radar?

• Remotely disable the boss's email notifications
• Stealthily sneak into restricted areas
• Bypass annoying software updates (for now)

Advanced Upgrade: Because You Clearly Can't Handle the Ordinary

Upgrading to Advanced Stealth Mode takes it to the next level:

• Automated coffee machine hijacking
• Crypto-locked password reset for that one password you'll never remember
• Real-time AI-powered cat videos

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